February 2012
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Sherlocked!!!
Totally Sherlocked a woman at work today. She was buying $100 worth of little girls clothes, so I said, “Big plans for the birthday tomorrow? What, she turning three?” She looked at me and said, “That’s amazing, how did you know?” Haha, I think I found a new game to keep me entertained at work!
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LMAO at Conan, as always! He’s talking about same sex relationships on SWTOR.
How do USBs work?
Kyle: You can't USB to USB?
Jake: No, it's USB to USME.
Time For A Break →
After 3 hours of editing my interview with Brad Heath and another 2 hours of interviewing Joe Heath I think I’m due for a break. Be sure to check out Brads episode which will be up this Friday on Established Image.
ZicklePop: The New Crazy Irrational →
zicklepop:
“I am about to unfriend you for promoting your work” is the new crazy irrational.— Jake Bilbrey (@ZicklePop) February 1, 2012
Because if I am passionate about something and your first response is to threaten me? As Calamity Jane would say, “be fucked!”— Jake Bilbrey (@ZicklePop) February 1, 2012
January 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
9 posts
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I’m Pida’man!
The Caste System of my Village of Absurdia
1. Well of course I am the Emperor. 2. Rape Victims 3. Jason Stathem and John Stamos 4. Entertainers 5. Terri Groves 6. The Army 7. Alphabet Soup 8. Children still in School 9. Parents of said Children 10. Elderly Turtles 11. Cleaning Supplies
August 2011
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Elimination
I don’t know about you, but I am a big fan of elimination movies. Not necessarily death elimination, just elimination in general. Ex:
Aliens
Predator
The Abyss
Cloverfield
The Happening
Final Destination
The Decent Sanctum
Friday The Thirteenth
Nightmare on Elm Street
Operation: Endgame
Dawn of The Dead
Resident Evil
Cabin Fever
Pitch Black
The Cave
Saw
Most zombie...
I Watched The Movie "The Number 23"...
And I really enjoyed it, though It has made me think. The number 23 IS everywhere. For example:
I was born on the 23rd day of the month
I was born in 1987. 9+8+7-1=23
My brothers birthday was in 1996. 9+9+6-1=23
My mother’s birthday was in 1962 9x2+6-1=23
I have walked the earth for 23 years.
As soon as I finished the movie I looked at the clock. It was 4:19. 4+19=23
Woke up this...
So, I Attempted To Make Turkish Delight...
And the result wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I had to make 2 attempts because I didn’t combine the two parts at the correct time. The second attempt went much better. I started out with the sugar lemon water.
And let it boil. Then added it to the starch mixture as directed.
But for whatever reason, the mixture became and remained lumpy. I guess the starch mixture was a...
Wish I had a Portal Gun.
July 2011
45 posts
I wonder what exactly I was on that night…
Jake: The hot dog vendor in my book made a sign that says, "TWELVE INCHES (12") OF PARADISE."
Kyle: So fucking hungry
Jake: Yeah. Want 12 inches of paradise?
Kyle: Had some yesterday
Jake: Orly?
Kyle: No, anly
I just had my first ever ButterBeer. Fucking...